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Click the screen to focus. Use WASD, mouse to steer, Space to charge.
Why Play Crazy Cattle 3D?
Physics‑Based Madness
Every collision follows a custom physics model. Time a charge correctly and watch rival sheep rocket into the abyss!
Three Epic Maps
Conquer Ireland, Iceland, and New Zealand—each with unique mechanics.
Pure Skill, No Pay‑to‑Win
Zero micro‑transactions. Victory belongs to those who master momentum.
Quick 30‑Minute Matches
Perfect for lunch‑break chaos or stream highlights.
Community‑Driven Events
Weekly challenges, tournaments & leaderboards keep gameplay fresh.
Browser‑Based, No Download
Jump straight into Chrome, Edge, or Firefox—nothing to install.
How to Play Crazy Cattle 3D
Desktop Controls
- Move : W A S D / Arrow Keys
- Mouse : Aim camera / steer sheep
- Space : Trigger explosive charge
- Q : Quick 180° turn
Winning Tips
- Build speed downhill, then ram opponents uphill for massive knock‑back.
- Use map edges to bounce yourself back into the arena.
- Save charge until an enemy is near a cliff—instant elimination!
- Keep camera low for better depth perception.
⚠️ Mobile support is experimental. Use a desktop browser for full physics accuracy.
Download Crazy Cattle 3D
Minimum Specs
- OS: Windows 10 / macOS 11 / Ubuntu 20.04+
- CPU: Dual‑core 2 GHz
- RAM: 4 GB
- GPU: DirectX 11 / OpenGL 4.5 compatible
- Storage: 500 MB free space
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Crazy Cattle 3D really free to play?▾
Yes. Browser and desktop builds are 100 % free — no micro‑transactions.
Does the game support multiplayer?▾
Not yet. Current matches use AI sheep; peer‑to‑peer mode is on the roadmap.
Why does the game cause motion sickness sometimes?▾
Rapid rotations can be disorienting. Sit farther from the screen, disable motion blur, and take breaks.
How large is a typical match?▾
32 sheep, average 25‑30 minutes, with shrinking arena every 5 minutes.
Experience Crazy Cattle 3D
Crazy Cattle 3D swaps guns for woolly chaos. 32 explosive sheep spawn on sprawling terrain. Momentum and collision physics decide who's last standing.
Ground‑Breaking Physics Engine
Custom impulse solver combines velocity, mass, and angle to launch opponents unpredictably.
Explosive Charge Ability
Hit Space to triple momentum and send rivals flying.
Three Unique Battlefields
Ireland – Rolling Hills
Gentle slopes perfect for beginners; chain downhill sprints into aerial rams.
Iceland – Lava Badlands
Bubbling lava pits and geyser up‑drafts create hazardous high‑stakes plays.
New Zealand – Alpine Peaks
Sheer cliffs and rope bridges test veteran players' vertical control.
Join the Crazy Cattle 3D Community
Share tips, post clips, and join weekly "Sheep Slam" tournaments.
Version Info & Changelog
| Date | Version | Highlights |
|---|---|---|
| 2025‑04‑15 | v1.3.0 | • New Zealand map • 30 % faster solver • Charge cooldown +1 s |
| 2025‑04‑02 | v1.2.1 | • Rock‑edge bug fix • Custom key‑binds |
| 2025‑03‑28 | v1.2.0 | • Weekly Sheep Slam mode • Neon wool trail cosmetic |
| 2025‑02‑10 | v1.1.0 | • Iceland hazards • Prototype leaderboard |
| 2025‑01‑20 | v1.0.0 | Initial public release |
Latest build: v1.3.0 · Updated April 15 2025
Strategy Guide
First 5 Matches
- Game 1: Explore slopes in Ireland.
- Game 2: Practice Space charge timing.
- Game 3: Only attack near edges.
- Game 4: Memorize safe ramps.
- Game 5: Land 3 eliminations.
Advanced Tactics
- 🌀 Drift Turn 180°: mouse flick + Q.
- 🪨 Rock Bounce at 45° for rebounds.
- 🌋 Geyser Boost on Iceland vents.
- 🪂 Edge Surf near arena rim.
Pro Tip Table
| Scenario | Best Move | Risk |
|---|---|---|
| Enemy uphill stationary | Charge from below | Low |
| Brawl at rim | Side‑tap double kill | Medium |
| Lava behind you | Bounce to safety | High |
| Final 1 v 1 flat | Hop + mid‑air charge | Medium |